General

Our Education System In Hot Waters

“It was a bland, tranquilized, life-adjusted, group-integrated sort of face–the face turned out in thousands of copies every year by the educational production lines on Terra.”- H. Bean Piper, Little Fuzzy

There is no crueller tyranny than that which is perpetuated under the shield of a structured school system in the name of education. As a matter of fact, it is not without rythme or reason that we conventionally refer to it as ‘the educational system’ or ‘the school system’. A system, per se, is a way of working, organizing or doing something which follows a fixed methodology or set of rules. Yet, when it comes to education, there are no standardised, soulless products which have to comply with directives in an obdurate manner involved; but humans-alive, curious and inventive presenting different needs, different capacities, different dreams and from different milieus. Thus, for the benefit of our children, am I falsely to say that for a start in 2019, I would prefer us to adopt a rather modern, humanising approach by contextually using the terms ‘educational spirit’ or ‘spirit of the school’ as a substitute for ‘the educational system or the ‘school system’?

How it all began: Let us find out. 

The idea of passing accumulated knowledge, skills, values and traditions to the next generation in one way or the other has been around from time immemorial. Why? For basic survival purposes-in other words, to ensure the continued existence of the human species on Earth. However, credit for the conventional system of education goes to Horace Mann. Imported from Prussia more than 200 years ago, Horace first established a publicly-funded system of school in Massachusetts where in every classroom, groups of about 28 students of roughly the same age are taught by one teacher. This model has been the prevailing archetype ever since. It is a factory model classroom: top-down, command-control management specifically designed to cater to the demands of the Industrial Age. What is the goal of the industrial education, one might ask? To fill the young ones with knowledge and imbue in them a lifelong desire for learning? Nothing could be further from the truth. The object is to narrow as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed and train a thoroughly docile, compliant and subservient citizenry, to stamp out originality and liberation of the mind. That was its aim in the US and everywhere else and to this day, absolutely nothing has changed. Incredible!

Why should we break free of the factory model education system? 

If one understands that change is the only constant in life, then one will more easily recognize the desperately needed change in our cookie-cutter school system. We are currently living in a rapidly evolving Information Age in a knowledge-based economy driven by virtual technology, high speed internet, the development of artificial intelligence and other futuristic technologies. This will, in turn, pave the way for a new kind of global culture called the Imagination Age. The habits youngsters pick up at school to become a ‘good enough’ cog to jam into a non-existent industrial machine no longer creates economic value. Horace’s system is backfiring because in this digital era, employers demand novelty, creativity, enthusiasm, independent thinking, attention and adaptability while employees supply punctuality, basic literacy, discipline and conformity. The present educational system is producing accountants, doctors and engineers en masse. If children had more freedom to choose, the world would have been marvelling at the chefs-d’oeuvre of more authors, more painters, more sculptors, more entrepreneurs. The existing setting conditions adolescents to work for a living than for a purpose. Our school system has strategically contrived a stiff environment through time frames, cumbersome curricula and unhealthy expectations notwithstanding that children flourish where they are nurtured with love, patience and hope. Truly, it is in hot waters!

So, how do we get out of this mess? 

  • Changing the vision

One of the fundamental flaws of the public school system self-evidently lies in its vision to create a passive adult for a world of repetitive work under rigid conditions. The ultimate goal of education has to be remolded to reflect the realities of the present time. The aim should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think-rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with the thoughts of other men. Aiglon College, one of the most expensive private boarding schools in the world with an annual fee of up to £80, 810 has a well-defined mission statement which strives for the holistic development of a child. While the privileged few have the luxury to afford a twenty-first century, ultra-modern education for their offspring, most of us rely on state schools to form our kids- where comes the need for a complete makeover of the system.

  • Modifying the curriculum

At the core of it, the curriculum has to be modified. Much of what is taught in our current education system is either not relevant to students’ lives or can be googled at the swipe of a finger. Programs to expand soft skills including persistence, flexibility in thinking, empathy, metacognition, imagination, self-management and communication with clarity have to be devised. Lessons in Mathematics, languages and sciences have to obligatorily cover practical applications instead of only focusing on the theories. Students have to be taught how to realistically cope with issues related to stress, sex, losing a job, drugs and junk food. Schools have to lay more emphasis on music, sports, leisure, spirituality and poetry. The International Baccalaureate (IB) Diploma which is offered in most private schools requires students to put in 150 hours of CAS: creativity, action and service, thereby preparing them to better understand how the world works. The IB program has to be extended on a pilot basis to more schools in countries all over the world. Change will not happen at a stroke, but it has to be steady-and most of all, it has to start somewhere.

  • Having a solid geopolitical climate

What is becoming increasingly apparent is the exigency for a wholesale injection of fresh blood in the global political environment that is all too often bogged down in a quagmire of corruption and selfishness. To bring about a radical transformation in the education system, we need real visionaries who must be ready to swim against the tide of popular opinion, who must methodically plan and administer reforms on a large scale. We need dynamic leaders: activists, educators, lawmakers, behavioural scientists and even parents to take up the baton to ensure the execution of newer policies. With the coordinated effort and collaborative support of all the major stakeholders who regard education as an investment in human capital, our dream of a school where children will not merely survive but will thrive can materialize.

What makes Finland so phenomenal?

Always among the premier finisher on rankings of the world’s best education system, Finland was eulogized as a ‘miracle of education’ by the World Bank in 2017. Here’s a closer look at the underlying reasons why it is Finland that goes home with the gold medal.

1. No standardised testing

Finland recognizes that young people are not pressure cookers. Finnish students take just one test during their entire time in primary and secondary school. Called the National Matriculation Test, it measures the general academic maturity of a person compared to standardised tests where scores and ranks come to naught to capture the overall development of a student.

2. It is free.

Finland remains one of the very few countries to offer free education at all levels. The government provides funds for a number of social benefits like meals, housing, school healthcare, free transport and others.

3. Respect for teachers and students alike

The teaching staff in Finnish schools is highly educated. They are treated better, work few hours and are decently remunerated in contrast to other countries. The system is also based on a culture of trust, not control which allows for effective two-way communication between teachers and students.

4. Value for both academic and vocational education

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”- Albert Einstein

Finland acknowledges that not all children are necessarily fish. Some children are cheetahs-they are good at running, some are eagles with an incredible eyesight, some are dolphins-they’re creative while some are chimps-they are pretty S.M.A.R.T-smart. The country just works on students’ individual innate skills and talents by polishing them either through academic studies or vocational training, whichever is best for them.

5. Less homework

This equation is quite simple.

Less homework = More playtime = More self-exploration + Greater sense of well-being = Increased attention in class = More retention capacity = Better results

Wow! Finland has it all figured out!

Etymologically, the term ‘education’ has been derived from the Latin words: educare and educere. ‘Educare’ means to bring up, to nourish. The child has to be nourished like a plant in the garden by a teacher. ‘Educere’ means to draw forth or to bring from. The ability of a child has to be identified and given scope for development. Our education system has historically been doing the complete opposite of what it ought to be doing. Even worse, challenging the worldwide existing school system is like opening a Pandora’s box of deeply flawed policies, regressive techniques of learning, amoral politics and a chronic misallocation of intellectual resources. It is rightly said that it is easier to land a man on the moon than to change the school system. To put it mildly, ‘let sleeping dogs lie’ is what they all seem to agree upon. This explains why highly literate and liberal parents now view homeschooling as the best option for their progeny. In short, I wish for a world where school is the place children look forward to going, when the very mention of ‘school’ lights up their face and makes them beam with excitement. Is this just a pie in the sky fantasy or a thingness of a promising tomorrow? I wonder.

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM?

HOW, ACCORDING TO YOU, CAN IT BE IMPROVED?

WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE?

PLEASE COMMENT BELOW!

 

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Religion & Politics

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Ingenuity

“Raw ingenuity is very often misconstrued as madness by the crowd. Take no shit. Carry on.”

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It’s your choice!

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General

21st Century Golden Etiquettes For House Guests

DISCLAIMER

1) This is a general post utterly not calculated to offend anybody; but if the shoe fits, well then lace that bitch up.

2) It is absolutely not aimed at elders for whom our love is rather unconditional.

3) The post has been written in the context of guests staying over for more than 2-3 days and from the point of view of hosts.

Nowadays, the significance of etiquettes for being a thoughtful houseguest is diametrically overlooked. Being a decorous houseguest is, in a nutshell, all about focusing on how to enjoy yourself while being as helpful and unobtrusive as possible. Always remember that hospitality is a gift and therefore you must show a sense of gratitude towards your hosts. If you behave properly, you might even find yourself with the next invitation already up on your way as you are about to leave. Below are some tips that I have tried to outline if you want to be labelled the good, gracious houseguest.

  • 1st Rule: Communicate your plan 

Tell when you’ll be arriving, when you’re leaving and what plans, if any, you might have. This lets hosts organise their own schedules accordingly. Just because you are on a vacation does not mean everyone else is. On a side note, Marianne Moore asserted that, “superior people never make long visits”. Oh well, let’s take that with a pinch of salt maybe?

  • 2nd Rule: Follow house rules

I know I may say ‘make yourself at home’ but I don’t really mean it. So, always ask me where things are and how things work. And please be considerate of the noise you make. Don’t be a prick. Keep your hosts away from your ceaseless jibber-jabber. I am sure you do not want them to remember an ad rem quote from Oscar Wilde, “A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.” Respect dinner time and sleep time; even if you find yourself staring up at a dark ceiling because you’re normally a night owl.

Another thing which breaches my level of tolerance is when guests feel free to offer their leftover food to house pets – be it a dog, a cat or a hippo for that matter. For crying out loud, this is an animal – not a vacuum cleaner to suck up any garbage. It has its own eating pattern (probably better than yours).

Do not forget that a toilet, spelt T-O-I-L-E-T, is a place meant for shitting and not to watch stupid videos or even to contemplate over your miserable life inside for an effing whole one hour. Geez! What do you think? Others will go piss and poop in the open backyard whilst you are too busy basking in the glory of your imagination? Moron! And please, for fuck sake, do not leave your antique pieces of lingerie in the bathroom, even by mistake. Believe you me! No one bothers to admire them twopenny craps.

  • 3rd Rule: Use, do not abuse

I have two types of shampoo in my shower, one very expensive in a tiny bottle and then a big bottle of cheap generic shampoo. Please use the latter. I love you and want you to have the most glorious hair but, this ain’t a hair salon. Be polite and don’t just assume the fancy shit is for you.

I totally understand you might not have brought along your cream, body lotion or any of those stuffs. It’s alright. Here’s mine. But do you know how much it hurts when I see you sprinkling a fuckton of my Givenchy perfume all over your clothes and applying copious dabs of my Biotherm moisturizer everyday on your potato face? Hello, these products cost me an arm and a leg. Kindly have the decency to use them moderately, unless you are replacing those, of course.

Now comes the famous free-rider problem concerning utilities. Psst, you are not staying in a presidential suite of a 7-star hotel where you can unabashedly indulge in all the amenities (civilised people don’t do that even in a hotel though). That said, please have the decorum to ask the adults, and not the children for their WIFI password. And, sorry to disappoint you but I do not celebrate Diwali everyday. So, if you wouldn’t mind, move your fat arse and turn off the lights when you are not using them, would you?

  • 4th Rule: Help around

To put it bluntly, I’m not your mommy. I’m your peer. Just because you are at mine does not mean I need to become your care-giver. You are big enough, well physically at least, to keep your things neatly concentrated in one place. Make your bed. I’d be happier if you share in some minor chores. Plus this is also a means for us to spend some nice quality time together which is the whole point of your visit, no? You want to have fried calamari with romesco as appetizer, lamb koftas, zesty couscous and mixed vegetables salad as your main, and mud pie with ice-cream for dessert tonight? Simply press that button and hey presto! You automatically have this feast to devour in front of you. Quite easy, nah? Jackass! Lend me a helping hand, for God’s sake.

  • 5th Rule: Do not be cheapy

You do not need to be an Economics or Finance guru to understand that today we live in an expensive world. Volunteer to pay for a meal sometimes. Chances are I won’t let you but the gesture will be enormously appreciated. Offer a small prezzie or at the very least, say a grateful ‘thank you’ when you go.

  • 6th Rule: Ban technology

“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.” – Albert Einstein. Isn’t this downright accurate? Well, kudos Albert! We’ve reached this very epoch. Actually, I am a little confused as to why you would come at my place to stay and socialise with me, but proceed to stare into the screen of your phone every ten minutes. Anti-social much? Please, as tempting as it might be, do not be too focused on instagramming, facebooking, vining or snapchatting every single activity you are doing, hashtagged #familytime or #whatever #bullshit. It breaks the real human face-to-face connection. And do I need to say that it is plain rude? You do that? Take your baggage and off my planet, zombie!

  • 7th rule: Do not judge

Some visitors deserve an Olympic Gold Medal for ‘jumping to conclusions’ when they come at your place. They really need to remove that stick from their butts which compels them to be either demanding, finicky or judgemental. “Why did you do this? Why did you do that? No, this is not how it’s supposed to be done…and bla bla bla”. To tell you the truth my dear, I like your approach. Now let’s see your departure. Waster!

To sum it up, what is acceptable and appropriate varies from family to family but the basic concept seems to hold true in every household. Guest etiquette is definitely not a holier-than-thou rulebook that exists to make people feel bad or unwanted. On the contrary, these codes of conduct are simple tools and tips to make you feel more welcomed, loved and comfortable. Trust me, as long as you genuinely care, you’d do just fine as an ideal guest!

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